October 2009
17 posts
i made his bed and got his tea, i am his wife.
did you make the bed? your not my wife mark, i had...
no one should see under the duvet!
existentializzy:
“Is this a good idea? Shit. When Meat Loaf sang ‘I’d Do Anything for Love But I Won’t Do That’ maybe is this what he meant.”
if you have any submissions
either submit on;
http://fypeepshow.tumblr.com/submit or fypeepshow@tumblr.com
:)
please dont pull me into your emotional fuck pie
yeah im walking and reading sweetheart
'i dont own a rope, i dont own a boat, or any...
(via katiewrites)
Speed dating? I'd be better off speed skating!
You ate your nest egg?
If your poor, grow a beard
A SAUSAGE HAS GONE, OH MY GOD JEREMY. A SAUSAGE IS...
its the heat! its too hot in here, its feels like...
September 2009
144 posts
dobby now, baby later
im not having a baby!
i hate this boiler its too hot! i can't date under...
she said fuck, if i say fuck, we might fuck!
would you like to come in for some lunch?
And can i point out the selection of dips...
I'm the skinny one, I need food more than him....
If people only did everything they wanted,...
fuck you bush.
Jeremy: Super Hans, what’s- Superhans: Just my crack pipe. Jeremy: Crack? Crack, Super Hans! Superhans: Relax Jez, it’s not Blue Peter, I’m just having a nice relaxing smoke of crack…
"the anus as a human USB port"
alexxxtimestwo:
- The Peep Show
“Hey…wow! I’m actually good at this! Maybe I’m a natural. Yeah! I’m a jogger. Of...”
– Mark Corrigan, Peep Show 0304 (via fiddlersgreen)
“Would sort of suit me to have a girlfriend in an institution. Regulated meeting...”
– Mark Corrigan, Peep Show S0302 (via fiddlersgreen)
Mate Pal
Security Guard 1: Uh, what's your name, pal?
Mark: (aside) Pal? Is he a "pal" person? (out loud) Mark...pal.
[Security Guard 2 enters]
Security Guard 1: Ah, Terry. Mark here brought us some biscuits.
Security Guard 2: Cheers, mate.
Mark: (aside) Now we're back to mate! This is a nightmare! (out loud) No problem, mate...pal.
“Go on stab my stuff. Fork it to smithereens.”
– Just watched Peep Show :D (via skeweredjellyfish)
“Oh come on, Mark. Germans. Sausages. Do I have to spell it out?”
– Alan Johnson (via fiddlersgreen)
Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for...
Well the truth is i like you...i like you, and if...
Oh no, you havn't...you havn't been 'sexing it up'...
That wasn't a dry heave, Super Hans, that was a...
Good old Mr Patel, he never says a word whether...
Super Hans got a bass loop for our track that is...
As you're always saying, The Beastie Boys fought...
